I hadn’t watched SNL in YEARS before being forced to watch it because my teen daughter is into Harry Styles. I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised by the number of times I laughed out loud during the show. The Doug the Dog number is going to be a new classic! Plus the aforementioned Sara Lee skit.

My husband worked for the FBI, dealing with missing persons cases. Three times in the five years, he had seen what he says looks like almost the same cat (a completely white cat, except for the black on it’s face) near locations where they’ve found the missing person. All in very different areas of the country though…

I hate this stupid cocksucker beyond my ability to form reasonable thoughts.

I suppose I could be a secular Christian?  I believe in the historicity of Christ, and I believe in the relevance of his teachings.  As to his divinity, I do not know, nor do I think that matters, as much as it does to embody his teachings: to love others, and to value charity and compassion and mercy.  

This is fucked up. I have two boys who are 8 and 11. My 8-year-old gets anxious about the drills, and I had to hold back tears when he told me his teacher was telling the class that she’s strong and “can fight” to protect them, and showed them an alternate exit. He then explained to me how he’d run from “the shooter…

Mary was immaculate. Being used for 100K miles is not immaculate.

“That would be in the butt, Bob.”

I was sitting at my desk reading a blog.  2 minutes ago. 

Last summer my brother and I tried most of the various hard seltzer brands and flavors and declared Truly black cherry the winner.

here we go

pills are an obsolete dosage form from back in the day when tablets were shaped onsite from drug powders. No one takes pills anymore. You take a tablet or a capsule or a caplet

I doubt my baby pictures will out my identity. It’s more important to share this FASHION from the 1980s.

It’s a little known fact that most 90s musicians achieved success via magically enhanced talismans that they had to sport to maintain their fame. Adam Duritz had the faux dreads, Nelly had the bandaid,the Spice Girls had platform shoes. It was a time of high magic and dark, unspeakable fashion.

I’m mom to just one girl but yes, all of this. Her feet smell. She burps and farts with glee. She loves dinosaurs, digging in the dirt, outer space, and doing science experiments. She also loves dolls, looking pretty, and princesses. These things are not mutually exclusive and the whole #boymom phenomenon drives me…

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

Eke. Cwm. Orts. Adze.

But let us also talk about Naomi:

Someone was upset with me once and was threatening to disclose sensitive info about me to potential employers. I called the cops and reported harassment and attempted extortion. They checked it out and ultimately declined to do anything beyond taking a report. It did end up being a part of her child custody hearing…

Why has no one at Krispy Kreme (a brand clearly inferior to Dunkin)

When I lived in London and Krispy Kreme donuts came to Harrod’s, I waited in line for almost an hour to buy a dozen and I ate them all that same day. #NoRegrets