Felt like I had to share this picture of her from today. She really can be such a sweet and funny girl. I think that is why her awful days and her lows are so hard for me to take.

I got my Birchbox today. I got a perfume I didn’t like, a black eyeliner I’ll never use, and dry shampoo paste. No idea what the dry shampoo paste is about. On the plus side I got a clear brow gel, a Nuxe moisturizer, and a cute pocket mirror. Still, I’m thinking of cancelling. After a couple years I’m not excited to…

Adoption is in the future plans for sure. Want my daughter to be further along with mutism issues and any adopted kid would be school age. I just reeeeeallly want another baby. I want to feed a baby again. I’m a fucking weirdo. I miss having a kid hanging off my boob all day.

That house Asian thing is particularly bullshit when Cho has put herself out there as a critic of Swinton getting the role. It’s like, “I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck…

Basically you have the progressive and economically successful Triangle (Raleigh, Chapel Hill, and Durham) and Charlotte area fighting against the rest of the shit hole. So the General Assembly has to gerrymander the fuck out of the state to keep power in the Assembly. And McCrory is a fucking dipshit fuckboy loser.

How the hell did I not notice the hottest guy on Westworld was Karl?!? Clearly I need to watch Love Actually more often than once per year.

I would. I love living here, it’s beautiful and there a lot of people here who are fervently care about this state and the incredible potential it has.

revoke their tax exempt status, for starters

Remember when he had that contest with Walmart about doing a concert and the Internet trolled him and sent him to Alaska? He seemed like a good sport about that and endeared me to him.

Pitbull’s reaction to the trolls who sent him to Alaska won me over. He just strikes me as someone who does not take himself too seriously, and is in on the joke.

Still more erotic and better writing than 50 Shades of Grey.

Will any of this ever be bleakly funny again, or can I expect these rage paroxysms to continue forever?

I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s so hard to deal with these voids our loved ones leave behind, because there’s absolutely nothing to fill them. My dad passed away 3 and a half years ago and I’m still floored by it sometimes. One of the hardest days of the year is his birthday, when we’d always have these special things…

That drives me nuts, as a former girl scout. WHERE IS YOUR LIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

Yes to sex. You should also be allowed to bring them drugs in your vagina. But only if you’re sure they’re innocent.

They may have removed Dump Tower, but they sure as hell have not removed Dump Grill. This brightened up my day.

“he is the most engaged individual I’ve ever met”

Read this to the tune of “Jingle Bells”, and now I’m merry.

It’s not comparable. Governor McCrory is trying to get the state legislature to straight up override the election results. A recount, on the other hand, could just re-affirm that Donald Trump won the states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania (assuming it doesn’t prove that Clinton was the true winner). That’s…

Does artisan baking count? I started up again this week and have been having fun. This is my first bake, had some trouble with the boules sticking to the peel so one misshapen one and not a lot of oven spring, but they were still tasty.