I kmow right? Julie is out of control again and the high school kids need guidance!

Good.

ALL the stars for you. My son has high-functioning autism. After years of occupational therapy, speech therapy, behavioural therapy and special education, he lives a full and completely independent life. He has a responsible job, lives in his own place, plays in a garage band, has wonderful friendships, loves to paint…

I stayed in the Deep South for FAR too long, apparently, because my reaction to this was, “Oh, right. Door song. Moving on.”

Internet hate (presented as ironic fear) for this seems so ridiculous. Fraternity men are out there chanting “no means yes, yes means anal”. Sorority women are out there videoing clapping games in doorways. Only one of those two things is “scary” or “hellish”.

Can I just make a fart noise in response to that?

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

How fascinating that being your kid’s best friend is the reason Katie Holmes is a 5/5 mom and Jada Pinkett Smith is a 1/5 mom. I wonder what on earth the difference between these two women could possibly be to provoke such disparate reactions to the same information. Hmmm.

I’m more than a little horrified that “rape wasn’t considered rape back then” is being repeatedly used to excuse him. And utterly boggled that people are seriously claiming that courts are impartial and therefore it’s not fair to be believe anyone found not guilty could have committed the crime.

Honestly, I don’t know. I struggle hard with things like this and I don’t have an answer. Gandhi was a shithole wife abuser. MLK Jr. cheated on his wife multiple times. Jefferson raped slaves and talked about how great the institution was for making money. So-called “great men” cannot keep their fucking dicks in their…

If you’re curious to research the cold creme makeup removal routine there are a ton of youtube videos that talk about the benefits, though most are about Pond’s cold cream. It’s an old but true method!

If you’re curious to research the cold creme makeup removal routine there are a ton of youtube videos that talk…

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

Maybe the cold cream on a soft cloth for make up removal. Cerave and Cetaphil both have cold creams.

Maybe the cold cream on a soft cloth for make up removal. Cerave and Cetaphil both have cold creams.

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CeraVe Foaming cleanser. I use it after I’ve removed my makeup. It does an excellent job of cleansing my face and…

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I would literally cry if someone stole my Diet Coke and there wasn't at least one other (COLD) one in the fridge. Lunch theft and fucking with someone's caffeine are equally serious felonies.

You are a monster. You have your caffeine and my eye is starting to twitch from the lack of it.

I was equally horified when someone stole my sad salad that was stored in a pyrex container. It happened at my first job out of college so I was pretty broke and that pyrex container was pretty nice quality. I was super pissed for a month. Ten years later, I still refuse to put my lunch in any shared space. I got an…

As repulsive and horrifying as that is, I’m kind of enjoying the fact that he might be a part of freshman orientation.

Officers singled out Al-Matar allegedly because of her “suspicious behavior”, which included “walking at a brisk pace, in a determined manner.”