Honestly, as a Patriots fan, I’m kind of looking forward to it too. There’s an annoying, gross element of this fanbase that I increasingly can’t stand, and the only chance for it to ever be purged is a sustained period of mediocrity. I’ve already enjoyed more Super Bowl victories that fans of most other teams will…

It’s not just you. When he got that in Mario Kart, I was so glad it was never going to come to the main series. So I’m disappointed now.

Whoever or whatever else that “person” (read: troglodyte) is, s/he is also a brainwashed, enabling idiot categorically incapable either of critical thinking or so bigoted s/he is unwilling to set the remaining brain cells s/he has left for critical thinking in motion.

Seriously protesting is one of the most American things you can do.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

It’s winning? Which candidate has it carried?

He’s probably still trying to figure out how to throw in a mention about how important his travel ban is to protect us so let me help him out:

Anyone who makes judgements like that ahead of the release is dumb