This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Wait, can you not buy lasagna at White Sox games already? Seems like a missed revenue stream.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

And now the gif, since Kinja apparently hates me.

NSFW warning next time.

Remember kids, better be safe than sorry!

He’ll be exhausted from all the work

That's how you lay pipe

Pictured: Caddybaras.

Yeah, lets put the red shirts next to all the explosives that seems like a good idea...

Aw man a Star Wars Sim City game would’ve been awesome.

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

what? It looks NOTHING like a proper batman costume. TOTALLY INACCURATE!

Haha, fuck you too! :D

In Ontario it’s called “curbsiding.” Same principle, though.