As a kid in the late 60s and early 70s, we always ended with “and the Commissioner broke his leg...”

You sure as fuck don’t see THAT every day...

In the Dutch language, moff is a derogatory term for a German. Lucas has Dutch heritage. It wouldn’t surprise me if that was put in there intentionally. There are a ton of Dutch nods throughout the Star Wars saga.

I miss Heath Ledger.

Just CGI-alter the 2015 references to 2016 in the next ultimate director’s anniversary collectible edition and all will be right again.

Hurray! Pay for movies that you never bothered to watch when they were free on TV late at night.

Han & Lando’s Excellent Adventure

Coulda been the whiskey

I wish I could give you ELEVENTY-BILLION stars!

And a moron. IO9 is the shit now that he runs it.

Gorgeous? No. Terrible. TERRIBLE. How much is Penguin paying you to say they are gorgeous?

Does that mean you will fully support Shakespeare and other British period pieces be played by period-appropriate ethnicities?

Well, the city did used to be called New Amsterdam....

And the Vazquez Rocks around the 41 minute mark.

The Thin Man or one of the thinner ones that came afterwards?

Truly amazing. Great stuff. These days in the new space race remind me of 50 years ago. Bring it on!

What a shame. io9 is now nothing more than a platform for selling stupid shit via stories written by what must be a gaggle of 12-year old girls.

While the POTC are fun, I’m really digging Black Sails.

Sploid is getting devoid of good articles when we see stupid shit like this on it. How sad...

McQuarrie was truly a master artist.