Exercise is a huge part. Walking isn’t really an alternative unless distances are very short. Cycling is typically at least 4x faster over a similar distance. So a 15 minute bike ride is hour walk. A lot of people are fine with a 30 minute bike ride but aren’t about to walk 2 hours each way.

I used to skip forward every time he was a guest on the Stern Show back in the early 2000s. Just absolutely unbearable with that voice alone.

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

I honestly never understood how he got famous. He’s always been an unfunny jackass, now he is an unfunny jackass that is always lecturing people.

Yes god forbid kids see that some adults like to play dress up in costumes too!?

Yeah cancel culture is totally a thing. Yep. Clearly we're never gonna hear from this guy again. 

A Jet going down on 9/11 is a little too on the nose, universe.

Let them fight it out in a pit.

Remember, Elon: these guys can’t all be pedos.

Somehow Musk continues to impress me with how stupid he is. Kind of like the orange menace, he’ll do something that I think is just the dumbest thing he could possibly do but then he’ll go do something even dumber. I bailed on Twitter the day he took over.

Mmm mm. So satisfying.

...found the anti-vaxxer...

Smithers, I’m starting to think this Elon Musk fellow is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.

Lol. My Model S has never come close to the stated range...and my work commute is a flat highway in a flat part of Ohio.

Sure would be sad if Musk suffered cardiac arrest during his slap fight with Zuck and no one can find the defibulators in time.

230 million or 70% of the US has been vaccinated, and only a handful of people have had undesirable effects. You’re literally more likely to get struck by lightning or die in a car accident on the way to work, but I don’t expect an impulsive uneducated manchild that gets his news from Breitbert to know anything about…

Also X marks the spot, x is also used to represent unknowns in algebra and other stuff such as Planet X, X-rays and so on, Generation X, straight edge kids use the letter x alot, marking the back of their hands with a big black X and use it before and after their band names. The letter X is just so damn common that…

I’ve been to multiple Chicago Sky games. Just because you do not know anyone who goes, does not mean anything.

Only if you’re not a billionaire.

In any functioning republic, this revelation would be the end of Thomas’ tenure. But no. We’re not a functioning republic.