I love shitty movies too! I just think the ones that are self-aware about it are no fun to mock because they just come off as lazy and insincere.

I think the point is, for a movie to be both “good” and “shitty”, it can’t be someone lazily trying to make a good shitty movie. The self-consciousness ruins the fun.  

He goes by Drake. Why is that a problem for you?

Players leave all the time. Owners and players (Melo took a shot at the deal too) mocking their deals is strictly a Knicks prerogative.

7-11? Someone fannnnncy.

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

No, that’s not right. The Knicks were perfectly in their rights to turn down the offer Lin got from the Rockets, especially since they were catering to Melo’s egotistical whims as Team Face Leader of the Madison Square Garden ™ Franchise©.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

It is. Justin Tucker sings opera as a hobby.

Yeah that’s the weird thing.  If a Dr told me “You’ll be taking these” I’d have lots of questions about what to expect.  If I were a guy whose entire livelihood depended on not getting caught with any of a wide range of drugs in my system, I’d have even more questions. 

Yep, my guess would be clomid. I was hoping the article would say what the test showed just so we could say “seems legit” or just “LOL.”

Hark the tail of Russi

And there it is. Shut down the comments section on this one. There’s nothing left to be said here.

Bring back Tecmo Super Bowl you cowards!

Let this be a lesson to other Lions, Tigers, and Pistons. Don’t spend too much time hanging out with Vinnie Johnson.

Assuming that everything he says is the truth, it's pretty ridiculous that they would go forward with a suspension announcement like this. If the substance is what was detected, given that he could provide proof of his statements, why do the usual? Why not handle it behind closed doors?

You don't play Joan Crawford and then just move on with your life. It sticks around.