Alright, now I’m pissed. I was not expecting to have to sympathize with fucking Justin Timberlake of all people today. But that passage there—

Nothing against you, but maybe we don’t need more lazy comments like this?

All fair ... but you gotta admit that red ‘68 Camaro is pretty cool. 

He’s donating food for hungry people, and you have a problem with it?

He's not contributing to the *mission*. He's helping feed people. It happens that he does it by using them to distribute the food. I don't see any conflict here. Churches and ministries have community outreach capabilities that far exceed government or non-profit programs, especially in heavily religious areas. If…

“is how we determine his moral worthiness.”

Next time you’re in the Seattle area, swing down by Dirty Oscar’s Annex in Tacoma, also featured on Triple D. Order the Dead Elvis - Peanut Butter, Bacon Candy, Fried Banana, and a runny egg - on a burger. I will probably give you a heart attack, but it’ll be worth it. 

If it means no more Triple D, hard pass. Every time I go somewhere I’ve never been I look up to see if there’s a Triple D episode on it, watch it, and almost always get a winner.

About the only example to the contrary I can think of here is Dear Zachary. Otherwise, yeah.

I guess it depends. Do you hate your ex- more than you loved being alive?

I mean, the books are straight up trash at this point, vs the 75-85% trash they used to be. I’m behind on Pendergast (maybe the mine one was the last I could get thru), but I read the first (second? does Thunderhead count?) Nora Kelly and it was really,really bad. Gideon Crew is pretty weak as well.

There was a moment in the movie where Plucky plots a course that will get him to Happy World Land by April 6th, 2021. A ridiculous length of time by which anyone watching would be far too old and senile to remember.

You have to click on the links embedded in the article, especially the one that says “has finally arrived.” It will lead you to this clip, that will explain things:

Plus, I'm pretty sure he forced himself onto that trip.

Have you seen any other episode of Tiny Toons? Plucky is a complete jerk and a horrible friend to Hamton. He absolutely deserved every second of that car trip, and it was hilarious.

The Happy Crasher presaged what literally everybody who played RollerCoaster Tycoon would do eventually.

This was definitely my most-watched movie of 1992. I got a copy just a few weeks after it came out - My Dad (possibly grandmother) bought it for me on our way back from seeing my Mom and newborn brother in the hospital. One of those “presents” you give to older siblings to occupy them for a few weeks while the rest of…

This is the best Looney Tunes movie, and barely even features any of the actual LT characters.

I do enjoy the theater experience. Part of the secret is not to visit the snack counter, it cuts the price by about 70%

Movies on the big screen (not the smallest theater in a multiplex) are always better. I won;t see most movies in that venue and I will still prefer to go to independent and second run theaters, but the theater experience is still enjoyable.