No. I said I don't understand why this dude writes the way he does & invites an interview subject over to cook @ his house & then churns out a comment about his putting an apron on her that makes aprons sound rapey. Something I didn't think was possible. It all sounds so sickly sweet & creepy​. Then, I said I don't…

Finn Jones has zero skills.

How does one meet these sort of people? I've had a nice long life & met many interesting people, but I guess I'm the sort that instinctually avoids these types. I'd NEVER be roommates w a person who in, any way, reminded me of this writer. I can honestly say that after reading this asshole's weird, strange story (who…

Jerking off to this asshole's prose.

Fuck. Seriously?! The BEST part of the remake were ALL the things missing in this film. Seriously?! They could've just made the film THEN & kept the quality up. Now, it's gonna be shit.

How 'bought I give ya CliffsNotes: Zombies are fucking boring.

Because, let's all keep it motherfuckin' 100, zombies are so fucking boring it's ludicrous. The only reason people are even interested in the idiotic Walking Dead, anymore, is Negan, Dude w a Tiger & some other strange looking people. People. Not zombies. I just see trailers for Walking Dead & I already know what the…

Oh, man. I didn't even read that part. He's just so punchable, from his face to everything coming out of it.

No one has had an image of Lars Ulrich as a metal god, since the multi-millionaire prima dona drummer sued all those people for downloading some Metallica shit off Napster (ah, the halcyon days of Napster & watching the baby internet grow up). I'd even say some people hadn't thought of him as anything but an asshole,…

Oh, I would pay almost anything to have James Hetfield host a 70's puppet show.

Ass hat & ass face: Together, again, for the first time! (Pssst: Nobody tell, Lars, it didn't work.)

Yes. Yes, it is. Nicholas Cage is directing the Max Landis script, based on a story by Harmony Corrine.

If only they'd have done that to Gaga…

That's just a typical Thursday night in Austin for Jones.

It's totally, like, a literal movie about how literature is a legitimate thing for, literally, everyone to learn about.

Cool story, bro.

Indeed. We can all get along if we just reasonably hash it out. We may never agree on some topics, but if you leave your mind open, you can gain new insight into things & maybe even change your mind in certain ways. It's like the old cartoon w a bunch of corporate dicks being all, 'Yes, sir, JB!' 'Another winner,…

Indeed. I wrote it on my phone, while on a train to SF. However, despite my hurried tone & grammatical mishaps, my feelings still stand. As a filmmaker/screenwriter w several credits under my belt, I respect the art of the craft & the people who put their heart, soul, time & energy into it. I respect Max Landis for…

Max Landis doesn't have 'fans', so much as he has a flock of other, male, white privilege, egotistical shitheads, who love the sound of their own voices.

He's, literally, THE WORST.