Yeah. No. Dirk Gently is a hackneyed waste of time & space. The acting & writing are atrociously delivered as 'zany' & 'eccentric', but are actually just a study in the 'everything AND the kitchen sink' method of poor filmmaking. And, dear God, it's packed w every cliche imaginable. Max Landis is a, literal, walking,…

Seriously. Suffering from delusions of grandeur. Jesus dressed in rags, but f*ck it, we're rocking tiaras, Swarovski & Louboutins! Mobsters & we know it!

The summary to this movie literally sounds like someone thru darts @ a word board & said, 'Movie!'. Then, they broke their arm patting themselves on the back. The trailer screams, 'This is it! This is literally the whole movie!'. I recommend seeing Helen Keller Vs. Nightwolves, instead.

Yeah. You're right. I spaced on that. This version does go all in on the supernatural weirdness, and that's a solid win for it.

Brevity's my neighbor. She's a stripper.

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3:-( Everything sucks. I'm just gonna stand in the corner & dance, alone, to the emo musick in my hed, while I gently caress myself. Siiiiiiiiigh.

Short, meaningless, supposedly insightful commenting is the Trump norm. So, hey, you're in 'good' company.

Apparently, your sense of humour.

That's totally fair. All I was saying, was that is the reaction of myself, my wife & our friends who watch that sort of thing. You don't have to agree. Obviously, no one does. But, I will say how I feel & let the chips fall where they may.

Well, last season w Peter Capaldi was fantastic. And the series, as a whole since it's 'rebirth', has been warmly embraced. You honestly, think this version of Dirk Gently is better?

I know, right? You managed to do it in only two sentences. But, hey, I'll play along; what, exactly, was wrong? That it wants to be Dr. Who, but different? That the acting is horrible? That Max Landis is a product of nepotism? What, tell me. I'm happy to debate.

I LOVE raunch! I grew up on John Waters, Troma, 80's 'teen comedies', Verhoeven, Jodorowsky, Cinemax, etc. But, Bad Santa just feels like a lazy attempt at 'SHOCKING & RAUNCHY'. Tho, I do love Bernie Mac & treasure every scene (the 'glove' scene in Ocean's Eleven gets me every time) of every movie he's in (which there…

Seriously. That was SUPER obvious. In fact, for all it's 'craziness', it's all obvious. We stopped really watching the stupid show, after the first horrendous episode (w quick flashes of the other episodes on the DVR & reading a few reviews). It SO wants to be an 'All New! All Different!' Doctor Who. Except we already…

Nintendo Secrets & the legendary Power Glove!

Thank you, AVClub! This is exactly why I read this site. What an awesome trip down memory lane! My sister & I used to build our own courses in the backyard & dreamed of being on it, everyday. So cool! Can I recommend Legends of the Hidden Temple & Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego for your next pieces?

I never understood the love for the original, and I have a deep love for 'raunchy' comedy. I've tried MANY times to get into this film, as many members of my circle enjoy it every Christmas. But, it does nothing for me. It's just Billy Bob being an eye-rolling asshole & I don't believe ANY mall would hire him to do…

Utterly false. Kathy Bates continues to a standard bearer actress in whatever she does. DeNiro just appears to have given up & likes money. A lot.

That's absolutely false. She gets sent scripts ALL THE TIME. She just picks stuff that looks like fun or speaks to her. This isn't the 80's. Female actresses, w talent, no longer have an 'expiration date'. Especially w the MOUNTAIN of quality work being done in a vast variety of venues.

Honestly, it looks like she enjoyin' the hell out of these projects. She's @ the point in her career, where she can just do whatever she wants to & it looks like she just wants to have fun. She's said she has a blast doing AHS (at least someone's enjoying it ;), and she really likes Billy Bob Thorton (at least someone…