56 in rocker years is like, 95 in people years.

Like, it would be racist if he said “Maybe not Asia,” because there are dozens of Asian countries where dogmeat is not eaten.

if someone from india said that they didn’t want to bring their pet cow to america (insinuating that some americans eat cows), i (as an american) would not find it racist.

Next thing you know, racists will claim that dolphins and whales are eaten in Japan!

Except stating a fact isn’t racist.

Our reaction to 9/11 ensured our doom. We can’t afford to stay in the Middle East, and every day longer we stay, we make it worse for when we’re inevitably forced to leave.

They get results, you STUPUD CENTURION!

Disqus people post like this!

*plays “Yub Nub” on a 6-hour loop and dances frantically*

He is going to be replaced by Lester Yesterbay.

has Donny boy ever given us the slightest indication he can read?