Go to the US Grand Prix instead

“Hey dudes, I know I’m crossing your picket line this week, but I want to show I still support you. Hat? T-shirt?”

Don’t be so quick - NASCAR is the gayest sport in America.

Gay sex on the track

"Just play along. He's basically a child."

I bet he thought he could do voices, but really just sounded like himself.

This assumes that 1.) she wasn't ever pregnant and 2.) the stories weren't tipped from inside her camp.

I don't even know that he's that way because he really likes her, I just think she represents a time for him when he was most successful and loved and full of potential. /armchairpsych

Really, congratulations to these brave Floridians, courageously disproving the stereotype that the homosexual community has better taste than us heteros.

"...at least I never joined ISIS, MOM!!"

Best comment.

With whose money? I was too poor to even think of something like this.

I actually successfully booked multiple trips abroad with people I'd only met on the internet. It was terribly dangerous. But at least I had tickets back home!

Having once been an extremely dumb teenage girl, I feel terrible for these three kids. This is not a game.

Wat.

I completely disagree. Rape means something extremely specific- penis in vagina. Sexual assault covers a gamut of things, but it doesn't specify exactly which horrible, devaluing act was perpetrated on the victim. The victim deserves privacy. And sexual assault gives the victim as much privacy over the grisly details…

IMMEDIATELY. BYE.

I give you the wine rack.

What's that like?

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."