This is easy for me to say, and I have no idea what Kelly Dwyer's health insurance options or housing payment are like, but holy goddamn would this deserve someone quitting in protest.

Dan Gilbert is an arriviste shit who has zero idea of what it means to be a public figure, and Marissa Meyer is similarly clueless…

Privileged grown ass adults giving the middle finger in pictures look so fucking ridiculous. Oh, yeah, you're such a hard ass at your red carpet premiere. You're so badass with your margaritas at Chili's flipping the camera off. You're such a rebel at your friend's bachelor party, cigar in mouth, flipping everyone off…

If a child crying for a minute is a sign they should be left home then toddlers should just never appear in public, ever.

That look carried me straight through junior high.

I went full on slut-whore strapless. But I also got married in Charleston, SC, in May...nobody wants to see a bride w/ pit stains.

Excuse you. I got a father who wants to spend his ill-gotten hedge-fund money on giving me the most Special Day EVER. And if that mean $1000 shorts, he's doing it!

Sherri Shepherd, I knew you were a whackadoodle - but you are a screaming piece of excrement. Bitch.

I think racist Texans like the Jews from Israel because the republican party tells them to. It's those Jews from New York City you gotta watch out for.

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.

Or someone at comedy central asked to see his phone for a sec.

That was my first thought. My second thought was that someone wrote that for him.

That's a ton of wasted brain sweat, though.

We're stuck between a rock and a hard place at some point, most sites require a seven or eight charecter password with numbers, special charecters or capitlization, and you're supposed to have a different password for each sites.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Wowwwwwwwww.

Hahaha everyone in the studio is pissing themselves like "Haha, noobs"

Two things:

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Definitely not siding with the NYPD here, but that suit is hideous.

I suspect that, like most things with the NYPD, at the bottom of this issue is the fact that Chirlane McCray is black.