Yeah how was he supposed to dance?

Blake must be very very polite. Anna Wintour likes her and so does Martha. I bet she has crazy good manners.

Maybe she couldn't find a Bible passage that said "I totally didn't fuck in church".

I'd kiss Martha's teal covered ring if given half a chance.

Plus, when it comes to Madonna and her brother, the narrative always seems to be framed around the idea that she can somehow fix his problems because she has tons of money (and is therefor an evil bitch who hasn't used her money to do so yet). Addiction cannot be wiped away just because you millions of dollars.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

There are, no doubt, men there with a United Colors of Benetton stable of wives. And, with that kind of money, I would imagine most anyone can get their hair done.

reading this at an airport, getting fucked up before a majorlt delayed flight, and my gin and tonic game up my nose. Fart manor. Thank you

I think we're more-or-less on the same page. If they hadn't gone and used the Downton Abbey comparison, I probably would have just ignored that gossip item. But they actually went there so, sight-unseen, I've reflexively dubbed the joint Highclere McMansion, since these two are not exactly widely-respected…

It's arguable if the problem is Disney or the fact that the kids have parents who push them into a career at age three...

Smoking weed with Kathy Bates, Susan Sarandon, and Melissa McCarthy sounds like a goddamn dream come true.

you are just a blunt writer telling it like it is, and people assume you must be doing it tongue-in-cheek. rita ora is like a pitcher who gave up a bunch of home runs and got demoted, and you're like, "she was a bum in the majors, but she's trying to turn it around in AAA ball."

Pointing out that someone is not breaking into the US music market as they had hoped isn't "hate".

Sadly, she's not relevant enough to hate.

No, metal is *different* from pop. All music from from similar genres sound the same. My husband plays guitar, and he likes to joke that if you downstroke a power chord, you get metal. If you upstroke, you get ska. One is not better than the other, its a matter of preference.

I miss the Golden Era of VH1 dating shows as well. :)

"What if I told you that Nashville is really boring."

INSTEAD CUP ALL THE WAY, BABY.

New 'pon. Every time. Anyone who doesn't is wrong and probably has some sort of infection.

Yes. Always...