I like it better like this

Yes. Dear god, yes. Up there with Pearl Jam on my list of overrated bands.

Been saying LOL out loud since the 90s.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I lived in New Hampshire and most of my family still does and we throw that term around all the fucking time.

New Hampshire is basically the drunk racist uncle that the rest of New England pretends we don't have, yet still somehow gets an invite to Thanksgiving every year.

Punctuation inside the quotes, dude. If you're going to pretend to know shit, learn your basics.

That is fucking brilliant.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!! I'm riding the crimson wave today and all I could think about when I saw that pic was chocolate. I tried to find the recipe and couldn't, you're a god send.

THIS IS WHAT I ALSO THOUGHT. This headline is LIES.

I was expecting something between an armpit fart or some sort of "clapping" to a tune.

I think it's mostly the hair and make up? I love the hair color, it's very pretty.

I think her expression of "Yes, this is what I am doing with my life" really ties the room together.

Symphonies are much longer than 90 seconds, and I'm very disappointed that they didn't make whimsical sounds. My imagination set the bar way too high, once again.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

You are a terrible feminist. To the point where I would say you are NOT a feminist. Good christ just go away.

I'm not sure kids are worse these days, though. My kids are in high school, and there's much less homophobia and less racism compared to when I was in school. I had to explain the concept of a "Polish joke" to my kids; they had no idea what it was.

"but I hope those two cruel teens get what's coming to them."

Dude. I implore you.

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