7 minutes feels a little rushed for sex. About the same way it feels a little lengthy for a BJ.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

I'm actually taken aback by the number of people here who are sure this was written by a guy.

Let's be real for a second. This isn't a Sarah Lawrence queer studies major with a Tumblr. It's a culture that churns out thick skinned women who like to get wasted and fuck. It's so much more honest than the hand wringing social justice twats produced by small liberal arts colleges. If it is a woman, I say good for…

"Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better."

Haha! Well-put. I personally get offended when the guy I have gone down on and swallowed won't kiss me after, or worse: kisses me on the forehead like I'm daddy's little princess. Real men kiss after head! :)

lude? Do you mean lewd?

I snorted I laughed so hard at this. Thank for making my morning :).

I can not imagine this was written in earnest but by someone who didn't like the "author" very much. She's right about sucking dick though, swallow that shit nerd.

"fake fucking Yurman" — unconscionable.

Two thoughts:

But to my mind, though I am native here
And to the manner born, it is a custom

I'm sorry people aren't being kind to you. I personally am embarrassed about exercising at the gym because a) I don't know what I'm doing b) I'm paranoid that I'm going to do something wrong (like form) c) I have uncertainty and indecisiveness about which to choose, what order, how many sets, how many reps, if I'm…

Wowza. Talk about a derail.

...Do you even go here?

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.

I wish the worst death on all those dog abusers.

Yeah, lots of that in Isha's stuff. Today, at least, she also misspelled Gordon Ramsay's name.

Policing cultural appropriation on an interpersonal level like this ALWAYS requires policing somebody else's ethic identity—and that's just plain gross. "Are his eyes slanty enough to get away with that tattoo?" "Are her features negroid enough to warrant those corn rows?" "She doesn't look brown enough to wear that…