It would have been better to say nothing. They don't owe us a statement, and her mental health is completely her business. The only problem I have is that this feeds into the "reeder madness" narrative, which isn't really helpful to efforts to end the prohibition. Well, and it also implies that mental illness is…

I have a theory that the reason she befriends so many teens is because she sees herself as a stable, successful figure and wants to guide them through their "transition years" in the industry. (Didn't go so well for Selena, but it's really hard to compete with even a non-famous douchebag boyfriend.) I feel like if she…

Yes. I feel like it would have been just fine to have said nothing at all.

Yeah, I want some of that pot. Not really, I mean, but damn.

Uh, ok, Amanda Bynes mom.

I know, that creeped me out too. You have a white coat, glasses and a clipboard, I will do whatever you say.

Absolutely! I'm actually old enough to remember William as a newborn and he is definitely taking after Wills right now.

I too have an irrational hatred of baby headbands. Ugh, so tacky.

Affectations: Are Our Children Doing Enough Of Them?

Hahaha, I think Kate and Wills would be totally cool about it. In my mind-version of them.

John is 50. Amber is 27. Um, EW. I will never understand (Hwood) girls my age who waste their youth and young vaginas on geezers. Get that young dick while you can girl. Chances are you won't have the same opportunity when you're 50, unless you happen to be Madonna.

He's a little Prince. I'm sure the clothing options for him don't really involve simple things like t-shirts! I think the sailboat onesie is adorable, actually. I love the old-school classics on babies, but that's me.

That one made me laugh. He seems so completely unimpressed by the offering.

Yeh, even the goofy faces we know we all make at babies. She just looks at him like he's the best thing in the world. I really like her.

He might just be super attached to her at the moment. Who knows. I've seen him hold him.

He's boring as fuck. Nuff said.

I know someone who worked on one of his properties he frequented with Heard. He signed confidentiality agreements, but he was really awkward about it. hahaa As in...um, I think she may have been with him there pre-separation.

True dat. It's actually an amazing feeling to go from thinking of someone as really attractive to being totally repulsed by then so fast - it's like sand slipping through your fingers.

Obvious troll.
"big Amber Heard fans" do not exist.

How did the human race perpetuate itself thousands of years ago if no man will deal with a woman who isn't completely hairless? What a crock.