Lol. Traitors.

Maybe the women wanted to get smashed and not have to drive, which is a super awesome thing to do.

Oh cool, a guy is here to tell us how he feels about being rejected, like that’s important.

Of all the sports that women could easily integrate, MLB and F1 seem the easiest. It will happen soon, but it should have happened decades ago.

Yeah, that seems like a smart career move.

What I’m trying to parse is it really appears her Black husband was complicit. Whut?!

Don’t know many fucking lawyers, do you?

That actually made me nervous, seeing her phone number there.

You get the side eye for that period. Don’t fucking touch me.

Rude Jezebel, rude.

Is it an actual lack of depth, or your projection as someone who grew up on Hannah Montana?

Or Montreal in June.

Mommy might want to rethink showing off that ring.

¯\(°_°)/¯

Most teenage fuckery isn't a teenagers fault. Don't take it that way.

I know driving on LSD was crazy stupid, but I never joined a jihadist group.

Damn, by the time I was 22 I'd banged like 20 guys.

You say that now.

Why? This is an actual awesome thing. They're improving on the product.

The Friars aren't part of the Comedy Central Roasts anymore.