Nailed it.

How the fuck can you eat bananas stoned? What are you even? That is bizarre.

Jesus, that poor bastard.

Your well reasoned argument totally changed my mind. You're amazing! Are you sure you don't want to talk about PVT Dario Raschio? And those "protestors?" Perhaps you'd like to share how you're working with the IAVA to make changes in the way our country currently treats vets, and helping them overcome those…

Whut?!?!?!

It's Danbury. You know who owned Danbury? MARTHA. Because she's a BAMF. Theresa will prolly get shoved in the shower a few times because she's not savvy enough to make bruschetta in a contraband toaster for her fellow felons, like Martha, who knew how to play the game and forever cemented hero status.

So, Jezebel, a site for women with a focus on celebrity, sex and fashion, should cover protestors interrupting a medal ceremony?

It's a quote from Teresa. Get over it.

He looks like a walker.

Ugh, I hate people who write a fuckton on Instagram.

No one is mad, just can't believe you keep posting about this, when you could have Googled hundreds of things and maybe developed critical thinking skills.

But not curious enough to look yourself. Gotcha.

Dude, Google it.

I think I'm with Ruby's mom on this one.

I dunno, you ever try to take a cat into a car or on a plane? People sure she's doped to the whiskers most of the time.

She's also well known for being late. Every. Damn. Time.

Canada.

We also cover your infrastructure (and more) with our taxes, so shut it.

You get a star for not drinking $2 wine. This is something to be proud of.

This is one of the many, many reasons I fled Michigan.