I dunno, I call my apartment Fart Manor, and I don't really care what the Brits think.

You do realize this is part of Cosmo Votes, where they've been endorsing candidates, weighing in on and dissecting issues on their website for months? Nope? Okay.

Looks like they're back together.

YES TEAM CUP.

I just found out people leave their tampon in when they poop. That's something that happened today.

How does that even happen? What are you dropping in the bowl???

Well, everything she wears is a wig anyway, so who knows what's doin' under there.

Vermont is cool. Wisconsin is the Midwest.

Pittsburgh isn't any better, sorry.

The highlights in the clip on bangs are too close to the color of her skin.

Martha's recipes always work. Always kill.

If they'd made the effort - and spent a little money on - hiring a real editor or two instead of kids just out of FIDM, this wouldn't happen.

Yep. Melted dark chocolate melted and brushed on(then you chill), chocolate mousse, homemade whipped cream in a phyllo crust.

Here's the deal. I don't know if you're a random dork or going to shoot me. And I don't care. Do you know what a time suck being randomly stopped on the street is? Jesus Christ, STOP IT. I don't care to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Okay, that would be hilarious.

Nothing a day in detention and falling for the goth chick after she cleans up her make-up won't cure, right sporto?

Yes, because knowing things about a sports team makes you a bigger pr draw than a sobbing 5 year old.

There are bad people out there that do bad things. Catch them, prosecute them, and send them away like we always do.