Hockey fantasy? Girl, you are next level.

I delivered pizza in Greenwich, CT. in college. I have some stories!

It's not just vanity, it will help your career and make your life easier. Go for it, get it.

Why would you assume when you could watch the video and play count the black faces?

The house photos prove the old money/class/can't buy adage. Nice ceiling mural.

She's trying so hard it's actually painful for ME. Yes, I know I clicked.

he can't put some pant on the thing?

Yep. One glance and I could tell it was spray hair. There are better brands than the infomercial stuff. Super common for on-air personalities who are balding a little bit.

something is wrong with me, I want to go as this.

Unfortunately, they're often one and the same.

First doody, second doody, third doody, fourth doody, fifth doody...SQUATTY POTTY!

I'm worried you're gonna get the 'roids.

I don't give a fuck about Kendall Jenner, but those two black dresses...GAH. Want.

Nah.

I like the Kim Jong Un sign.

Right.

I'm going to make this super simple. In a press conference that has been roundly viewed as piss poor, where Goodell didn't even say the word "woman" once, perhaps comedy that reminds us of the awfulness of the assualt and the absurdity of the NFL's handling of it, is extremely appropriate and not a wife-beating joke,…

Because the whole thing is horrible and absurd, much like life. Have a great weekend!

I'm touching my balls Dennis. Oh Dennis.

I would also assume they're sensitive to actual violence, which is the bigger, unaddressed issue here.