NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD. There are better ways of doing this. Like, not.

I don't even have a penis...ow.

Nope. Because this. http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/dec…

You guys are uptight. I'd get with Nicholson. What a fucking story to tell.

Good on you for making that easier on her and for adopting her!

Christ, really? I went to sleepovers at 6. Gotta teach kids to nut the fuck up.

How can you stick someone's hand in a bowl of water and make them pee their sleeping bag if they have to go home at 10pm? Whhhyyy?

What if I'm really into Miles Davis and Sly?

"What is next, are they gonna question if Prince Harry is adopted, cause Prince William is not a redhead? Fuck."

"Do white families get this too? I'm curious."

The look on my mom's face if she saw that I wrote anything like that? Not the mad look, the disappointment? Oof.

Good move Amanda Bynes. Britney, don't.

Yay! You win.

Dude, Google Auschwitz fingernail scratches.

I think the Juggalos threw bottles of urine at her, and I'm okay with that.

Meth?

Or hire an editor?

New York here. So not scandalized or surprised. It's more like "who isn't?" Dabbling, anyway.

Well, if you're a dude by yourself in an American Girl Doll store, that's a whole other can of worms.

Did any of you see the video? He literally pissed on a child. Fuck this guy, forever.