I was thinking more David Gest (the guy who married Liza most recently) more than Morrissey.

You know, making a shitty joke about this to your friends? Lame. But actually approaching a woman about this? ALL THE FUCK YOU.

I'm sorry, I know. I know.

It was a wonder, truly. A loooong way around, but a wonder.

And the comments on NPR went straight to hell, wow.

if he cheats on his new wife, well, it's not his fault so she'll just have to deal with it.

Uma Thurman wife, or nanny he cheated on with Uma Thurman wife? This is important.

Serious question, is the Kardashian Kristmas Kard a pop-up card?

Yeah, I like YouPorn. More German porn.

Bao Bao Booey.

The tree is in the middle of the car, Jesus.

Yuck. I've found some of her posts tasteless, but this is gross.

Dunno if it's rapey, R Kelly has been blocked in my world ever since he peed on a 13 year old girl.

Has she posted yet?! Obsessed.

I'm sure they have lawyers, and built these costs into their business plans.

Morrissey, trying desperately to remain relevant, despite the lack of good musical output in 20 years.

Morrissey, trying desperately to remain relevant, despite the lack of good musical output in 20 years.

Yeah, don't get it either. Super distracting.

So far so good.

Even if she has been high on coke for ten years (doubtful, her career isn't in shambles), if she shows up on time and doesn't melt down, who really cares?