This makes me happy. This and the way Elizabeth Smart talks about what happened to her. So many women I knew in that community felt zero ownership over their bodies, and it's not right.

I'm an ex Presbyterian who grew up in Sandy and went to Catholic school (hi Judge). So yeah, athiest.

We feel the exact opposite. Saying hi is weird. Stop it.

I just poppd over here to share that the Marc Jacobs stole my life lady also comments on Time.com!

Gifs, while funny, are not really a convincing argument when it comes to my cat's life. Also, I bet you eat Paleo, right?

Beyonce may be a perfectly lovely woman, but from personal experience, I know the people around her are thoughtless dicks.

He may be a dick, but so are the people Beyonce surrounds herself with.

The real one, from Dominique Ansel bakery? Beyond. So good in my mouth.

She does, but she also has a lot of shit in her face.

Do better. Toy makers, not you. You, read this. http://www.shakesville.com/2013/11/goldie…

Goldie Blox preemptive suit is a trend we're seeing in disrespecting the rights and wishes of artists. They are a business, pure and simple. I'm not rooting for them just because "girls need special narrative toys." That's just dumb.

Update - there is also the part where Goldie Blocks promptly sued the Beastie Boys when the BB asked about them using the song. http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/25/the…

Um, how is not wanting you music used to sell pink blocks douchey? Goldie Blox isn't a non-profit.

The ad is for...pink blocks. Not impressed. It's the beginning of the pandering pink baiting they'll get for the rest of their lives. From the GB website, "by tapping into girls’ strong verbal skills, our story + construction set bolsters confidence in spatial skills." Excuse me? Stereotype much?

What the fuck is that monster?

It's not as mortifying when you're drunk too.

Oh fuck off mom.

Don't have kids.

Oh thank god we both drink too much.

Damn, I can never go on Millionaire Matchmaker?!