On dining alone with a friend's boyfriend, or anyone's boyfriend: dumb rule. My personal rule of thumb is always make sure your friend/the girlfriend is aware and knows she can join.

This shit only is okay if you are under 22 or less than one year out from a divorce.

No, I know what's up, but hearing about this happening to anyone just sucks.

Christ, I'm just so sorry.

If you're white, you may have worked retail and seen the other side of it, which is sickening as well. But not as sickening as being profiled. Ugh, I hate everything.

Beautiful video, but I'm pretty sure this song is about John Mayer, so unfortunately, I'm projectile vomiting right now.

But what about the green goo?

Gah Tyra, just stop it.

Interesting, and probably true. I was thinking of "swordfight in her mouth."

I thought that was a swordfight?

Change like to love and we're twinsies.

She didn't write this, fwiw.

The actual story? Moderately entertaining. This bulleted dissection? Overdone and gimmicky.

You just described college and my 20s. And okay, maybe some of my 30s.

And you know, get rid of all the jobs here too. Jeez, content isn't free.

Gif-off! Battle-Gif! Do it!

He didn't?

Oh and then Oscar de la Renta came out and I DIED.

Good for them, sad for me. ;)

Drake's eye could get it. Sexxxay.