I kind of love her. I was just at an event she presented at and she came out, towered over the mic and said all awkward "Um. I am very tall."

Unrelated, but those shoes are hideous.

Half your age. It's better if they're half your age.

Post it publicly on your Facebook page, and end with a question that would get your friends to comment/share.

Did you just brag about being Yelp elite? Gah.

I met old Paul Newman in the 90s. He coulda got it. He was...magnetic.

Blake, by all accounts, cheated on original wife with new wife, which is pretty ick to me personally.

I concur on Vince Neil.

Uh, is your dad still married to your mom?

She has a 13 year old. Unreal.

Up vote for the Service Merchandise reference.

Technically, one could. Karma Police or Creep.

First and last comment on Biebs: Thatz Not Okay.

They need a show. "That's So Chavril!"

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/…

But they didn't. It was a private moms group for exchanging clothes. It just turned snarky.

It was a private group, people need to blow off steam with their friends, especially new moms. And no, I don't think it was particularly "mean."

Sorry, not mad at this. Most of us have said worse.

It's awesome that the professor wrote you.