#hellmouth #puremichigan

Celebrity is not the same as being great at your job. Sandra Bullock does not put her private life in the public view for judgement. Gwyneth does, to great success - many enjoy mocking her, many find her aspirational. Marketing.

No way, the devil is over in Holland. He's super into tulips and heated sidewalks.

Ugh, white guy dreads. Ugh.

Isn't Ariana Grande like 13? Too much Ouija board at sleepovers.

I'm reading this and realizing I'm almost immune to these raged out reports on Jez. Just like some wacko shooting up a mall, there is a new one every week.

See how many comments there are about her on this page? That's why.

She always looks so chic and this screams MAC counter at the Burlington, MA mall.

Yes, total darkness at 8 am would be great.

Yes, total darkness at 8 am would be great.

What if you one dies, Dr. Phil?

Curious what JLo considers plastic surgery. Fillers and botox? That guy is still a troll.

Replace shouldn't with aren't and you've got it.

Way to miss the point dude.

Yes, because obviously women should pretend to be someone they are not and ignore their friends at brunch, for the sole purpose of meeting men in Brooklyn.

Mary J. is like "Yeah, I will always make a jumpsuit look hot, stand back."

There is nothing cool about knowing what Mutt Lange looks like, I promise.

I know a 5k is a marathon to you, but when you're completely inaccurate it makes me wonder what else you've gotten wrong. I'd add the bit about it feeling like a marathon in parentheses. Mean this constructively.

Yes and no. Try Soccarat.

I know what Mutt Lange looks like.