I will appear to be 9 months pregnant from eating ALL THE CHIPS.

She does have a sister named Jen.

The only thing worse is the phrase "blow a load."

And then I went to watch the trailer and...goodness gracious that's a big penis.

Hello topical costume. Done!

I'm gonna print out that fat shamey lady letter, carry some candy and distribute as appropriate.

It's Gautier, what do you expect, casual wear? I'll take the pink one.

Oh why did I look? Why? So sad. So so so sad.

Just wanted to say I'm sorry about your dad, and I can totally understand your anger at these kids.

Seriously, my history education in public school involved a lot of singing about Uncle Sam. No one solution, you're right.

I didn't grow up in the UK, but I went to grammar school and middle school in a suburb of Salt Lake City, Utah in the '80s. We glossed over Jim Crow laws in a day, it was basically half a page on Rosa Parks. I never saw black people. Never.

There's nothing.

I would like to lose weight watching cat videos. Wait, I can make that happen!

I had heard this was going to be more Gen X targeted, but obviously not. Alicia Silverstone covers please.

I think just bigoted, in regards to homosexuality. I hate him.

Totally not being judgey - would you get your son a nose job? My aunt spent thousands sorting out my girl cousins acne, but the boys just suffered.

Yeah, I'm not getting on a judgey high horse about a teenagers nose job.

Oh Utah.

That would not be a bad way to be, all fancy dance polar bear head.

I looked more 80s today (was shooting for House of Style era Cindi, including matte gold nude lipstick and gold oxfords) but this casting is genius and I love this woman.