No one ever says "anus" during sexytime. Nope.

The Facebook page upon which the only POC in photos (quick scan) was a guy working the guest list at a party for Man Repeller's book. So, they have zero corporate diversity iniatives.

I find it unbearable. Slowwwwly having your hair pulled out. Blech. Not for me.

I guess he never called you a disgusting pig or a fag, huh?

Googled her name cause I'm a weirdo, looks like Jez isn't the only outlet covering this (Slate and a few others). Hopefully her work will get more notice in the long run.

I like your user name. Own it.

I will give him the benefit of the doubt and chalk some of it up to nerves, but ALL THE UGH.

She was okay in that John Holmes movie, but co-sign Dodai.

Have you ever owned a $300 belt? Because it is worth if, if you can afford it. Leathergoods splurges are actually far more sensible than clothing. For example, I have a lot of friends who will drop serious coin on Lululemon. Don't get that, at all - gym clothes? Who cares. But shoes, bags and belts? Can last a couple…

I am OBSESSED with the navy tuxedo with white trim in the window of My Suit. Not that I want the mister to wear it, it's just...mesmerizing. Unicorn of tuxes. Their bespoke is good stuff?

Bingo. I hope Barneys has fun watching its customer base shrink to zero for their efforts here.

Yesterday I was like, leave Tori alone! Today I'm like...nah.

Pretty dress, but McQueen doesn't look anything like McQueen anymore. Sigh.

Paul Newman said I had pretty hair once.
So, yeah. Forever happy.

Way harsh Tai.

The only thing worse is the dude from Counting Crows.

Dude, that's why errrrrrybody loves Tori. Even Dean.

Misfortune Olympics. Well phrased.

Oh man, your last two lines? Nailed it.

Girl, I feel you on the 32 band. I don't go to VS anymore, but I had a few trips that involved some dipshit salesgirl trying to shove my 32DDs into a 34C. Not flattering, not cool. Fists of rage!