I doubt she knows what a slow loris even is.

Rihanna was discovered at age 15 or 16. It's a safe bet she, like a lot of teen/child stars, isn't particularly educated.

You have put way more thought into Rihanna than I ever have.

Man, that just looks so...itchy.

Call your gyno, you might have an ovarian cyst.

I have never heard of this ribbon thing and imagine a lot of others haven't either.

Oh my god I love the softcup.

I thought that was Ellen Barkin.

I had that dress! In ivory. Such a good dress. I have nothing more to offer, but you have good taste.

I had that dress! In ivory. Such a good dress. I have nothing more to offer, but you have good taste.

Pony buttplugs, whatevs. Anyone remember Tasha from Laguna Beach??? I sure don't.

Let's not make assumptions about hating Andy Cohen! Speak for yourself sister.

Yeah, I'm not a Londoner, but New Yorkers don't do Pepto either.

Kinja. Sorry.

I think I might go to this, I'm nearby and it might be funny.

That was me the last three nights...make that year. Better shoes.

How would that even help? Just get up, go to work and slip off for a nip at lunch.

She is by all accounts a terrible excuse for a human being. Go troll elsewhere. Shoo.

Yep. And it's the hardest thing you'll ever do.