No offense to Disney enthusiasts, but if I'm in Paris, I'm not going to fucking Disneyland. That sounds horrible.

Yeah, that is a little weird. And probably not so good for the cat/dog/whatever.

I take issue with "weirdo" in the headline.

So I was having a nice Saturday and popped into the pub for a Crispin and pulled up Jez on my phone. I am now unspeakably depressed.

You can get one early, if you're rich.

Hang in the, and switch to gin. It will all be a bad memory one day.

Good. I read the details of what they did. Good.

Oh fuck right off.

Go hard Julie Chen, go hard.

This x1000.

I was coming here to say the same thing. And everyone in showbiz gets it done, even the assistants.

I worked on TRL! So um....yeah.

It's good they have the TV empire, she obviously hasn't education or will to learn to do much else.

More and more restrictive voting laws? That require ID and more to vote? That, even if they are not enacted are so publicized that people assume they are and don't bother to vote. High poverty rates, which can lead to lack of transportation and access. Fear of asking to come in an hour late to a minimum wage job?

Depends on what your line of work is. The people in the story above could theoretically write off at least some of the expenses as networking - which is probably somewhat true. I've written parts of trips off as research, which was actually true. A trip to see family, not so much.

Block em!

Yes.

What is even going on in this super random photo? Faux leopard rug, heinous shoe, 1800Flowers bouquet?!

I think less need and more that 13 year olds are constantly masturbating. To everything.

Take the day off and go to spa castle.