Hilarious.

I was in NYC for 911. You're doing what I call disaster porn. Don't do that. It's kind of gross.

Brilliant. Especially the crowns.

All of this please.

In SLC, Utah this was the height of fashion.

I want that outfit now.

Wow. Finding myself agreeing with Bret Easton Ellis. That's new.

Yeah, but the thread started with a pregnant lady. Just wanted to clarify.

I'm fucked. No babies. Lotsa booze. On the other hand? Having a good time.

Lindsay didn't have a snowballs chance, did she? Ugh, worst people.

I'm not pregnant, but this news made me sad for them. They seem like nice people.

You're wrong. So wrongy wrong.

I can't. I mean, I just can't anymore. I can't even feel shit anymore.

Ugh, John Legend. He's not half as interesting and talented as he thinks he is and he hits on evvvvvverybody. I don't know Chrissy Teigan, but she seems...better.

Thank you for schooling me, Canadian lady-friends. Most of my trips north have been filled with encounters with lovely, respectful men. I am sorry that is not the case across the board.

Thank you, hero lady.

I have to admit, I was like "Of course Condi is a Browns fan" and giggled.

Yessssss!

Nothing makes me angrier than a girl in a pink sparkley Jeter jersey/shirt sitting in $300 seats at Yankee stadium...texting.

Real proof women love football: Fuck the Pats.