My mom got "flashed" when I was a kid. She doubled over laughing at him. My mom rules.

Co-sign. To me having it all means walking away from a job that was literally making my hair fall out and not worrying about other people (kids) eating.

But you could also be like, "Hey, just work out, eat something and shower before I get home." Also, unlike Leann and Brandi, I don't want to marry him...

I had a cronut before Heidi! Haha. But she is a foot talker than me and has 47 million dollars. But I had a cronut (no line) first! Also, who the fuck is Jourdana Dunn?

I only clicked on this thread to blow up this pic, but I like em dumb and hot.

Bitch, have you met Andy Cohen? Because I have, and he fucks eagles hard.

I could not be more okay with this if I got fucked gently with a chainsaw while eating corn nuts. Eskimo bitches, eskimo.

I am going to wait until I see more than one click grabbing opinion piece on this before reacting. TAKE THAT INTERNET.

Yup. I used to think she was boring, but lately she's LIVING THE DREAM. Hot, rich, sexay smart dude, no kids...fuck yeah Jennifer Aniston.

I'd drink a lot of wine at a Hamptons (making a leap here) art benefit, and I don't have half of Dina Lohan's trubs.

Wow. Well, ok.

This? http://www.bhldn.com/shop%2dthe%2db…

She uses a little. Tastefully.

Help me out here. Brown spots = freckles? Cause her freckles are darling. My freckles are awesome. Freckles rule.

Be mean.

I didn't know corpse magazines were a thing!? Thank you Jez and Farrah, kinda..?

Oh I know firsthand, believe me.

Wonder how much Mel B. made on that Uber tweet.

Yeah, move to Texas and have all the kids you want. And the ones you don't!

80k a year isn't rich in Manhattan.