Drunkenness, hedonism and indulgence are awesome. Trolls are not. Go away.

FWIW he always looks like that.

OH so THAT'S the Quicktrim connection.

I hit that.

Are they supposed to be Justin and Britney here, or...?

It's produced by Seth MacFarlane

Still love the Mariah xmas version.

No clue, but she's gonna get killed on Fashion Police for not getting that dress tailored. What gives with the legnth?

He is the real life Mike Seaver. Always.

They aren't barfing. They're shitting. Explosively. Also, don't eat bagged salads ever, so gross - preservatives, cross-contamination, ick.

Did he marry the Khaleesi?

Co-sign Stitches. Co-sign.

I'm gonna pass, thanks Jez.

Or kitties. Maybe Lil Bub? I'm still with the sads on this one.

I thought I would never Kickstart anything. I would Kickstart a Buffy movie.

Days never got shorter. Days turned into nights. Nights turned into days. The years turned into eternity."

Nah, it was probably a nice bicycle. But in the grand scheme of media offerings, they're not killing it.

Considering the rates for display advertising around "edgy" web content, I'm betting someone bought a bicycle maybe. A house? Not so much.

I want him to run for mayor forever. I can't stop laughing at him.

I want her life so bad.