If I was Aniston (or that famous), I'd wear maxi and empire-waist dresses and touch my stomach ALL THE TIME. Just to fuck with people.

Wait, she wasn't being honest? Whaaaaa?

I say fuck a lot. A LOT. I'm not texting crotch shots.

At least they're not so painfully inbred anymore.

I listened to this today. She said they had phone sex daily about 5 times a day. If that's even half true, how does he have time for anything else? Grosssss. His daughter is going to hate him one day.

Asking other people for money to spend on car insurance, or the mortgage, or to put in a retirement fund is even worse.

Also tacky: Buying a gift not on the registry, if the couple is registered.

The glamour shot on the Daily News/good luck getting a job points, valid. But, like the um like rest of it? What is she, like 12? What was her last gig, PR for One Direction? Nope, wait, that team is more polished.

The Amanda Palmer thing. GUYS I WAS TRYING TO EAT LUNCH HERE.

I'm not giving birth until I can do so Betty Draper style. Knock me out, take it out, present me with a washed and diapered kid a few hours later.

I'm not even gonna read the comments on this one, I'm just happy to see her smiling and dancing.

I'm sorry. Hugs.

I'm pretty sure she has no idea. I doubt VERY highly her "on set tutor" delved into the Romani history with her. And some people are happy not knowing.

There is nothing that takes away the need for salad dressing. FULL FAT salad dressing.

Bread and circuses.

Her owners pimp her like the rent was due last week. Poor Grumpy Cat.

No one is being insensitive. It's not gonna happen and she'll save herself a LOT of hurt if she walks away now.

No, most people just thought it was silly. The wig

I'm pretty ok with an over the top wedding dress. If not then, when?

Puritans. Pomp rules.