I just read about David Cross getting peed on in the Vulture Maxwell's piece. So this is nice.

She can sing.

My instinct is if Aniston wanted a kid, she'd have one by now. I wouldn't, her life seems awesome as it is - why let a kid get in the way of sexytime with Theroux and constant trips to Cabo with homegirl Chelsea Handler? I only think she mentions it when asked in glossy mag interviews to seem girl-next-doory.

Ugly cry at Miranda's moms funeral. Every. Fucking. Time. That was some grown ass lady stuff.

NYC prices, yep. also - http://www.singlecutbeer.com/

Gotcha! I'm in nyc too - you'll be pleasantly surprised at the options in bars, but yeah, it's tougher to find good beer to go. My local Duane Reade has improved. Check out Pony Bar!

I really don't mean this to be trite, but you have no idea how true this link is - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein…

Seriously. I'd need a much smaller font.

I'd need a much, much smaller font.

I'm moving to the East Coast in a couple of weeks, or the land of shitty Domestics, so I'm hoping that'll make it easier to avoid overindulging.

and if you drink close to a bottle of wine a day, you are an alcoholic

Emme's the doll your random friend would bring to play Barbie's and she'd end up being the maid, or the other boyfriend if you were short on Ken dolls. Real talk.

I recognize you have every right to do it, and I won't stop anyone (heck, I might even fight for it for you), but it squicks me out.

I'd totes give it up for Entemann's...or Cookie Puss.

This is the opposite of what you should at work, btw, if you want to be taken seriously. I wouldn't do this at a bar either, but I'm not mad at her.

I actually feel like Oprah should know better, but OWN needs eyeballs I guess. Sigh.

Hope your friend gets through this ok.

Or I could just not get a dog.

My family is in the Midwest, but when I got married I'd been in NYC for 15 years and I wanted a small, formal wedding that wasn't in a church. My cousin actually refused to come because we didn't invite children, and my mom had a conniption because I wouldn't add her random friends to the guest list. It all ended up…

I'm in the black tie wedding world. Most of the men I know own a tux. I don't mean that snobby-like, it's just smarter/cheaper to own one after a point.