Ooh, I forgot! 3. Confirmed cheating on their mother - http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/24/bey…, and new baby, 4. Still not the woman he married (which entitles B and S to be busy, sorry) 5. Why is this so personal to you? What did you do? 6. I do have a roofdeck, and yep, that's where I am posting from.

Well, I know two things. 1. I don't have a basement and 2. I'm not afraid to say shit on the internet.

This woman is awful. Don't buy her book.

Yeah, no. You don't need to put up with bullshit when you're grown. Don't pretend to know what happened there.

This happened to me. I was real busy.

Where is the awesome power, the badassery? Some of these illos look on the verge of tears. Meh.

Feh. I live in Topshop, have excellent taste, and am a confident late 30 person.

Entrusts.

He's such a twat.

Suffolk for life.

If someone is openly racist and triggering an eating disorder, fuck them. Don't engage, it willonly trigger a shitstorm. Quietly disappear.

This is why I don't like dogs, ugh. Why would you have something bigger and stronger than you as a pet?

I agree her phrasing is weird, but I honestly think she's just run out of stuff to talk about.

TASTICLES!

That is the most lesbo gif response to balls ever. Slow clap.

TASTICLES!

Pizza is awesome. Who wouldn't want to marry a pizza?

By surprising, you mean depressing, right?

Oh, Etiquette Hell, I forgot about you.

I had another job, worked retail at nights. I also had 3 roommates and ate ramen. Some jobs, you just have to do. And the incentive to hire me is I was really good and if they didn't someone else would. I also made contacts I remain in contact with to this day - who have helped me and whom I have helped. I honestly…