What do you do when you have what is basically a harem of guys at your disposal? They all really like me, but there's 7 of them. This is some Snow White shit going on over here.

Cheers!

I can't wait until it's leather weather. I bought a lady's cut biker jacket and have been painting it.

This is my Sunday night.

I am getting breast implants and a liposuction in 11 days. I've had a tummy for as long as I can remember, even if the rest of me isn't fat, and I worked my ass off the past couple of months (teaching 4 classes + full time job + finishing my masters thesis), so I have the money and deserve this. I'm excited and…

A guy I was crushing on opened his mouth and spoke. That was it. Bye bye broseph.

new girrrrlllllll forever

Oh dude. REVEL in the psycho ex girlfriendness! REVEL IN IT! Make a shrine for him and then take all the contents of shrine and FUCKING BLOW IT UP.

Hanging on until it's the wee ones' bedtime — but I just took two Benadryl. BIG TIME MOM GAMBLING, you guys.

guys i can't decide if i wanna cut my hair collar bone length or keep growing my hair to mermaid lengths*

Are you in a physical health/financial situation where you can sign up for a gym? Basically every night after work for a few months, when I would have been going to meet the guy or go to his apartment for the evening or whatever, I went to the gym, so that I had something productive to do that wasn't sitting in my…

Currently applying for jobs. Can we all please commiserate on how cover letters are the invention of Satan? Recruiters spend 3 seconds looking at them and yet they take me at least an hour to write. Somebody please put me out of my misery.

Last two questions, probably never. How to stop obsessing? I worked out until close to passing out and went for long, long walks. But even after many, many years it's hard to not think about the guy randomly.

Can you avoid the crush for a while? Taking a step away from the situation may offer some clarity and either reaffirm your love for your BF or be a step towards moving on. Even if moving on isn't with the crush.

Yeah...up here in Maine, there's only 2 people on Twitter. We don't have running water and all the women wear dresses and have long hair. Can someone explain to me what wifi is? Pah-lees. I live halfway up the coast and am still only 9 hours from NYC. We also have amazing restuarants, a burgeoning local food movement…

Also, there's a brunch restaurant called Yolk with 5 locations in Chicago. I'd bet that has something to do with the results for Illinois.

I mean, I feel like maybe there's only like two people from Maine on Twitter, so that explains the durian thing? And all the NYC prune love could be about the awesome brunch at the restaurant Prune. But maize, in New Hampshire? Is there anyone in America who refers to corn as maize in their daily life? Like, oh, yeah,…

Pits and half-Pits are definitely not the pits.

How many abused puppy stories do we need this morning? D: At least this one has a happy-ish ending. STOP IT WITH THE EVIL PUPPY HARMING, UNIVERSE. OH MY GOD.

What a little lady! I'm amazed how dogs and stay so sweet after having horrible things done to them. And Felicity is a beauty. I just wanna flop her widdle ears and kiss her nose and cuddle her forever.