hmm that's what female peacocks look like?? It's a wonder all the males aren't just banging each other haha

We ended up checking albino...

God - as if learning to love yourself at that age (or any) isn't hard enough, and then you look in the yearbook and someone has basically marked you as "not pretty enough" and made you into what they think you should look like? I had terrible self esteem at that age - if this had happened to me, I might still be…

No family, no job, no possessions, no pets...

* We wake up and cuddle, talk, make love, be affectionate.

I think she's allowed to sleep in the bed, she just will NOT sleep much on account of all the toe curling sex and yoga and dogsbodying and not being a fat lazy loser.

On the floor, in a sleeping bag. If she brings her own sleeping bag, that is. One will not be provided for her.

Extended Hugs?

How many 40-somethings have 20-year-old friends? Do you think he's counting people on Facebook?

Sometimes I lament the fact that, as a plus-sized lady, I am not what much of society deems attractive.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

Sweet, it pays off again to be a short atheist stoner.

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

yeah that would be fine

omg so much one direction it is a christmas miracle everything is good and nothing hurts

I don't know who to be more envious of, Harry Styles or Kristen Wiig

Come on, that's not weird.. right?

WHY ARENT YOU TALKING ABOUT HARRY STYLES

Personally, it sounds like the health issue is that she's turning Japanese. I think she's turning Japanese.