Had no idea that nipples have the power to lure your exes back to you.

Huh? You're free to like or dislike pubic hair, but I've never understood the "it looks like a child" argument. An adult who shaves their pubes looks like...an adult who shaves their pubes. Or do you actually know little kids with bodies like Kim Kardashian?

Since "PeopleAreTheWorstAnimals" is in the business of dismissing comments that call out their bullshit, anti-woman tripe, I guess I'll just start my own thread. Here's what I was originally responding to:

. . . you can't see her vagina.

That's the face of a woman who knows she's winning.

I feel like Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea are the lady version of Dylan McDermott Mulrooney or however that conglomerate of meh actors goes.

Yeah, fight misogyny by insulting poor people! Oh, no, wait...

Hey I've gone there! The maze is ridiculously huge and its not just a standard straight lines kind of maze. They have areas where the lines turn diagonally or into circles. Idk if all corn maze patterns are usually like that but this one is crazy confusing once your inside. My friends and I followed the map as closely…

"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

I also agree with everyone else. However, only you know if you need to do this. And if the satisfaction or growth or whatever of doing it will outweigh the potential consequences.

I went on a date today. First date in three years. It was amazing. She is amazing. I don't know if anything will come of it. She's an artist like me and we spent most of our time together walking around her town taking pictures of trees and urban decay. If nothing else I got to spend a day discovering someone and…

You vacuumed? Woah there, overachiever!

OMG, Daisy looks so much like Petal! Same colors and even the wee black spots covered by white fur and multi-color toenails! Thanks, guys. :)

aww, i'm sorry! :( i have two frenchies, i can't imagine anything happening to them they are like my children. myself, harley, & daisy hope she gets well soon!

So which one did you choose? Don't leave us hanging!

I called up a friend of mine at 4am, and we went out for a walk. We laid down in a field, and we talked about life, our exes, and about love. I told him about how I'm a little cynical about love, and how sometimes, because of my traumatic experiences, I see myself as incomplete. A broken product that no one wants,…

My OKCupid inbox really lit up while I was on vacation.

Are you a year-round camp counselor?

I've recently been diagnosed with chronic depression which honestly is just a relief because it actually explains how though the past few years have been. I had started to think it was just me, that I was just incapable of being happy, but now I know it's depression I can do something about it, which I am. I have some…

I want this owl's face on a t-shirt, STAT.