He's been cuddling up to me all day! Unfortunately, he was also running around like crazy and biting my face from 4am-6am. I'm hoping it's a kitten thing and he won't do that forever?

I showed her a shawl I was knitting, and she said and I quote "god. That is hideous"

For some odd reason some guys think for women sex= commitment and Twue lurve.

Hmmmmm...I am an older type chickie, and in my experience, when a guy says "I don't want to break your heart," what he means is, "I would like to be held responsible for breaking your heart, so can we please have sex but not a serious relationship?" :/

I had sushi and unfiltered sake. SO GOOD.

Right now, I'm considering myself pretty much the luckiest bitch EVER. My husband started massage therapy school this week. Each day, he'll have homework - go home and practice massaging XYZ on someone. Guess who gets free massages EVERY DAY now? MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

I had a thought recently that made me kind of sad, in a weird way.

Goddamnit, Sugar Bear and I are never single at the same time.

I'm willing to forgive Miley Cyrus for a lot of things - she's young; she hasn't had the benefit of higher education, she spent her childhood on a Disney set - but she's getting on my last nerve with this kind of stuff. Is there no one in her entourage that can tell her to rethink some of her performance antics?

AWWW YISSS!

I never noticed before how one eye is looking out, and the other is looking into my soul like he really gets me.

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

I should be thrilled and happy for Ryan Gosling & his new baby but instead I am so sad that he's still with Eva Mendez AKA I am a TERRIBLE person.

Not a photo of their baby. This is to show how much hotter he is with a baby.

I hope he doesn't think this means he can spend less time with the children he and I created together one magical weekend in my Netflix queue.

Pretty sure you are just supposed to eat that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt and then your guts do a little dance and some arrows appear and out pops the poop. Are you telling me that's all pretend?

I really, really dislike Ariana Grande, and these comments are unpleasant enough to make me Team Ariana. Mayim could have looked her up and found out who she was, and having not done so seems very dismissive toward a younger woman who she doesn't know anything about (even if there admittedly is a lot to dismiss about…