I got the Simpsons x MAC nail stickers!

One of my students called me a "homie" which is high praise coming from a 15 year old! Now it's your turn!!

I bought my wedding shoes! (I'm a size 11 so it was no easy feat.)

I finally set a date for my wedding to the most wonderful man!

I was just thinking about how glad I am to have a cat in my life. I enjoy just watching him sit and look out the window. I don't enjoy his ... love bites ... but he is fun to have around. I am actually going to take up drawing and painting again just so I can do portraits of him.

Today I donated blood for the first time. Would have done it sooner, but I thought I couldn't because I have epilepsy. Turns out they don't mind so long as you haven't had a seizure in at least two years. Oops.

FUCK that guy. I hope his girlfriend leaves him the same day he slams his thumb in the car door so hard the nail falls off.

An oldie but a goodie:

That's terrible! I can't say much more than fuck that guy. Don't let someone so vile make you feel bad about yourself - you are a better person than him in every way. Spend time with friends and maybe invest in a voodoo doll.

I won a $200 blender yesterday, and I got a raise. Bring on the margaritas!

I've had a MUCH better week this week. Death Cold (tm) had me in its grips for 10 days and I dragged my sorry ass to the doctor who told me I had bronchitis. Yay. Antibiotics because I have pre-existing conditions that make me more likely for it to go bacterial on me, and I've been there and don't wanna go there…

Cara D is writing an autobiography...she's rich and English and obviously her childhood was spent going through the back of a wardrobe and making friends with a male faun who wears a jaunty scarf. OBVIOUSLY.

stick with me here... it looks like the way a cute sneeze sounds. little and squeaky.

Anyone else remember that time Paris Hilton bought a "teacup micro piglet" and it started the fad of people buying all those cute little teeny weeny pigs to carry around in their purses?

Are we talking about adorable baby pictures?

Baby photos:

Pullleeease. The world's cutest dog owns ME, and is worth eleventy hundred billion dollars.

Nope. THIS is the world's cutest dog. Also, Paris Hilton should not be allowed to own animals.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

Everything is gonna be allright.....rockabye