I just do not get the amount of crap you get on here. You're my favorite. Your articles always save me if I'm having an anxiety attack or just feeling panicky. Like a security blanket. (I know, how fucking precious right?)

Yes, sir. He just doesn't do it for me. :(

Because she looks like a sexy alien. Sorry/not sorry if this image is huge

I don't think that's as pretty as either of them. But at least it's not one of those Franken-women where they choose one feature from a bunch of celebrities and then make a creepy image out of it.

It's worse. If you only know you love her after you "let her go," you are an asshole. And bonus, "let her go" is assholespeak.

Exactly, "

This is what my cat looked like when she took a selfie.

That song is just about as annoying as the dang Happy song.

Are we sure she's not having a stroke?

Try going back at 32 and then we'll talk!

Isha, the Beeb's machine is like a go-kart for an adults, or a road-legal ATV. It's classified as a motorcycle, I think:

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

Well, it didn't start out really pretty.

Wow, everyone wants 10 million today. It's a clearance extravaganza! All 10 millions must go!

i already send my therapy bills c/o Mark Shrayber .

Well you can see her vacuous asshole for one thing...