Coldplay is absolutely amazing in concert.

Ew. I have never once tried to imagine having sex with Beib, and now that I have, I wish I could go back to simpler times. I imagine him to not try at all, last 5-7 pumps, and leave thinking he rocked your world. Even in my imagination he's a humongous douche, and I'm thoroughly creeped out.

how do you ~decline~ to call the police

Give me a fucking tomato mozzarella panini with a side Caesar and an iced green tea and I might let it slide.

I would have held out for a bread bowl.

i feel like their sex was pretty spectacular. everyone is so strong 8)

Yeah, I was going to say something along the lines of, "I was really rooting for these crazy kids!" But no, no I wasn't. I was rooting for myself.

Side everything here - side hair, side boob, side eye.

Ugh, they're all so beautiful but this is a whole bunch of meh for me. It's like, every single look would've been so much better with one small change. Jamie King's hair being bigger or looser, Jamie Chung and Rosario Dawson's dresses being different fabrics (seriously, Rosario's dress reflecting right on her…

Sry Harry is gonna see my panama hat and be like "yes" and then we will be knockin black leather Chelsea boots all night

he looks like your bro?

i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

me neither, probably also her Mom has something to do with it

My husband doesn't text....never has and never will. He also doesn't facebook or any of that stuff. He just uses his phone to make phone calls. It is glorious :)

Me: "Happy Birthday!"

The only thing worse than the fade away is when they pop up six months later like nothing ever happened.

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

Team cat headquarters here,