I can't imagine going to my boyfriend's house and thinking "I wish your Dad were in his underpants and that your mom were singing '2 Become 1' right now." Because that is probably what I would be thinking were I in Chloe M's (probably great) shoes.

i need to chaperone them immediately. NO TOUCHING YOU ARE BOTH INFANTS

I went out in a new dress yesterday, and I thought I looked great: it emphasized my bust, had decent drape, yadda. Not bad for a sturdily built lady.

I can't believe Brooklyn Beckham is of dating age. I feel SO OLD.

So I was putting a dish in the sink just now and noticed a beautiful, large, orange and brown moth on the counter. "Dude, how'd you get in here?" I asked, and it responded with a wing tip in a posture of such intense concentration that without thinking - and please note, I have small children in my life - I replied,…

Regarding Lay's new flavours? The wasabi/ginger are FUCKING amazing! They really are. The Bacon mac and cheese are meh. The Mango Salsa remain undecided as i really hate ripple chips. So... go and get the wasabi — they were surprisingly great.

I regularly talk to my stepsister about her cousin's best friend's little sister's baby daddy's first baby mama who makes $53.93 an hour working solely from the computer. It's not that unusual [/sarcasm].

You don't try to get over it. Just decide if that's the type of thing you're OK with. If it isn't, cut him loose. Never try to regulate the behavior of the guy you're dating, just decide if the behavior is something you want in your life. The purpose of dating is to get to know whether the person is a match for the…

Does anyone else have a problem posting on Kinja? I don't have posting privileges but i can reply. HOWEVER, so many times i've tried but the site crashes. I also notice that on really long threads, like Saturday Night social, once it gets to a certain point it will NOT scroll any further — just crash. So many…

As a guy, I would be incline more to my edit your your message/quote..

Okay, so the interesting thing to me here, is how do you know how much money your classmate's aunt makes? In the circles I run in, it is generally considered impolite to talk about how much money you make, and I don't know how you'd even get onto the topic of an aunt's personal finances with an acquaintance. Jezzies,…

It sounds like your friends have come down with a case of Dude-itis. It is an inflammation of their romantic partner's importance so severe it threatens to consume their entire social life. It might help if you specified certain events as "Girl Time", so that they know, in the tradition of Destiny's Child "Ladies,…

OK so something I've noticed (I'm 46, so I've had lots of time) is that even today lots of people get serious quite young, with like the first or second person they've really dated. Like they're in a rush to get something locked down. (Don't even get me started on the people who pair off in the first week of their…

Gah yeah I don't want to ever go down that rabbit hole again! The short time I had Facebook I was miserable. Of course I wasn't medicated for my severe depression, anxiety or ocpd at that point...but still.

Make a cocktail! 1 pinch dill, one muddled cucumber slice, shot of gin, one cube muddled melon of your choice, a few mint leaves, shake and serve. It's summery and delicious!

Ugh....I am officially the last of my gang to be single. Why do they want such serious boyfriends at 23!? WHY?!! Now everything centred around them! Oh...we can't go out...Alex doesn't like that place. Oh we can't go there....Dave thinks they have crap beer. Oh I can't go out - I have to iron Owens shirts for the week…

Better yet, skip Craigslist completely!

Apparently it's a movie in which emotions have been eliminated for most of society, but she's one of the few who has re-gained the ability to feel them while remaining unable to express them. Sounds like KStew is flippin' everyone the bird, y'all! I like it.

I am Winding down 47 tonight by sitting here with The Pop watching Sharknado! I hope to have a Happy Birthday tomorrow!!! 48! Wow!

So... I climbed my potential new guy like a tree last weekend. The 8 month drought has ended. Dating a really attractive man has lead me to the realization that I have some serious self esteem issues though (I knew there was some self esteem issues before but not to this extent). Not really sure how to deal with it...…