He clearly knows his audience. After a long night of gambling, drinking, watching Elvis impersonators, I would need some "chicken fried bacon biscuits and gravy" and a cauldron of bloody Marys to keep me going the nexr day.

So now that she's rid of that dead weight-

There's no way he's going to be the next Bachelor, though. I agree that he's playing up his situation for sympathy and attention, but he's definitely overdoing it if he hopes to be the next Bachelor. No one wants to watch the creepy stalker guy who's overly obsessed with his ex try to find love. And no one wants to…

I'm glad Michelle Rodriguez is on the scene in Ibiza. We need someone who can actually land a punch on Bieber this time.

In what way? I think he's getting a little old to date 20-year-old models too, but I wouldn't consider that misogyny so much as immaturity.

I am obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio's recreational time. Have you seen the video of him dancing to MGMT at Coachella?

Who hate listens to Nickelback other than masochists and people who hate themselves? I resolve the Nickelback problem by pouncing on the radio like a ninja whenever one of their songs comes on and changing the station. Even with my mad ninja skills I still manage to hear about 4 bars of the song, which is 5 too many.

There is nothing—literally nothing—about Leo's summer vacation that does not fill me with joy. Deepest, heart-warming, life-enhancing joy. It's so beautiful. Yachts, water-gun fights and watching a friend nearly smack up a little shitkicker in sunny, golden Ibiza. It's sublime Pleasure unconfined. It doesn't even make…

There's a lot of awful people in my native land, mostly in Alberta and Saskatchewan, who still buy their albums and go to their concerts. I fear he has an amount of money that could be described as "stupid."

I lost it at "I want to put a baby in you".

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that thing is freaking massive. how can he afford that? is canadian money that different from american money? is it really one of those CZ rings from walmart? is it a re-formed ring pop with a shiny gum wrapper on top? y'all need to stop hate-listening to nickelback, he's making too much damn money…

Don't mind the leg hair! So this sloppy little beaut is on my outer ankle, done by my at-the-time drunk boyfriend (who is NOT a tattoo artist, nor any other kind of artist). 1414 W 10th Street was the address of the house I inhabited with boyfriend, but also with a REAL, unemployed artist, a poet/author working at…

My ex had "Tickle tickle" on his hip. I am grossed out just thinking about it.

When I was freshly 18 and too dumb to save money, I ran out and got The 90's Armband. I actually wanted something else that I had designed myself (containing faeries, ugh) but got too shy to show it to the tattoo "artist." I had gone to some ex-con biker tattooist whose shop was a dumpy hole in the wall that most…

LINDY I LOVED DRIVING AROUND LISTENING TO SUBLIME WHEN I WAS 18 TOO.

On my first day of living in LA, my pals decided we should all get tattoos to celebrate our move. I really had no desire, but figured if I got *something* it would force me to make enough money to eventually have it removed. I wasn't even drunk - that was just my normal reasoning. Anyway, it was this super shady…

Nearly everyone fails reading the instructions here. There are hardly any pictures! I'm visual, I need the pics! :)

So meaning. Much spirituality. Totally 'Kung po chicken'.

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

If it was a tramp stamp it could have been an inspirational message for anyone with chronic constipation.