I misread the title as MEN ARMED WITH SOILED BABY. For me that would be a deterrent, right there.

I moved to a new city a few months back and looked at a TON of craigslist places. I was looking for my own place, so there wasn't the roommate aspect of it, but I was still dealing with property owners/landlords. I brought a friend a couple times just to get someone else's opinion, but probably went alone to 4/5 of…

I went by myself to look at places- but I also made sure to have my pepper spray with me. Better to be safe!

I was looking for a room at the end of may and went to see a bunch of places by myself, I felt pretty safe the entire time but I also always left a message to my friends about where I was and the whatever info on the place I was visiting I had, just in case…but if you have someone willing to go with you it wouldn't be…

And I'm just really tired of hearing from people how my weight shouldn't be an issue when dating when clearly it is.

Ugh, I hate all this advice you're getting that the real issue is some unresolved psychological issues that you may not even be aware of. FUCK THAT. Plenty of people who are nothing BUT unresolved psychological issues still manage to find someone to put up with their shit.

I'd definitely take someone with me if I were you. Even if you're just meeting with another woman, I'm sure she would (hopefully) be understanding of you bringing a friend. If not just for safety, it's great to have a second set of eyes to check out the area and the property itself. If you can't find someone to go…

Before last week, I would have said don't worry, but after that pregnant girl and her BF got the chop in Michigan, now I don't know. I'd volunteer to come down and help, but you don't know me either. lol.

I'm not sure if this would work for you as well as it has for me—my brows are sparse and light, but my much bigger problem was a complete absence of arch—but this brow pencil pretty much changed my makeup life:

This is the first weekend I've spent alone in months (maybe a full year). No friends, no boo, no family. I'm thankful for it. Last May/June I had a HARD break up and even though it took awhile it feels good to be content with myself again. No company needed.

Um. CHEESE IS ALWAYS A GOOD GIFT.

For years I've been saying that if there is just one sex book to have, it's the Good Vibrations guide. It's written by women, in a really straightforward, funny, honest voice. It's got line drawings instead of photographs, of all kinds of couples, not just young hot heterosexual ones. And it doesn't treat PIV as the…

OKC message of the week:

I just had a really fun day - not even being sarcastic. I took the small human that lives in our house out for a haircut and a Yes day.

Last weekend in Florida before I move to South Carolina. It's starting to hit me that I'm actually doing this. Said goodbye to some friends yesterday, and should be going out later to say my goodbyes to some more tonight. It's weird. The friends I thought I had turned out to do nothing but hurt me in such mean and…

Can I just say how annoying it is as a plus sized woman to constantly be told "oh, lots of men like big women"? I understand this is the case, plus sized women aren't all languishing on the sidelines while their thin counterparts get all the menfolk. I hate hearing this especially from people who would have no idea…

Jenkins, 8 weeks, Pomeranian cross, some old bunny that my kids played with all to hell and then donated for chewing, I assume so but she isn't allowed out for long walks until her vaccinations are up to date. These pictures are all huge. Oh well.

I'm pretty stressed lately. I haven't been booking much work (acting, office temp, anything) so I'm worried about money. I'm having weird nightmares that I'm walking around with makeup smeared strangely over my face. Last night I dreamt that I asked Kris Jenner to be my Momager. In one way I feel like I'm cracking up,…

Well, in Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! So, they might have some legitimate public safety concerns here...

That's the last straw, Russia. You can't ban McFreedom — it is an inalienable human McRight.