I thought this post was going to suck and IT DID NOT. I should never doubt the Finger.

I definitely started excessively researching Octavia Spencer’s possible involvement with Love Actually for 3 minutes...and then I kept scrolling.

I, for one, welcome our new trash panda overlords!

I love candle drama.

I’m sick of that girl, she peaked with silver linings playbook and it’s been a steady decline out of favor ever after.

JLaw just an uncultured  actress and almost killer.

Look he can’t hel...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

What words mean no longer matters: the theme of 2016.

Hey... what do you think would happen if Twitter banned him? It’s not illegal. It’s probably the most effective form of protest against him that we can muster. And it’d crack down on the Twitter trolls who inevitably will unilaterally boycott the site. We need to appeal to Jack Dorsey immediately.

For some odd reason, I really miss Mark Shrayber right now...

Nailed it

Toerrific.

Soooooooo. Im here. Thankfully I am on South Campus and the shooting is on north campus. And we have security guards on our first floor. Shooting happened in Watts hall, shooter now appears to be in a parking garage on Lane and Tuttle.

Hello there everyone. The world is just so unbelievably shitty that I’m searching for an escape in ridiculous Christmassy stuff. We finished hanging lights all around our roof and gutters and also the bushes. I took advantage of Black Friday deals and got myself some kitschy earrings (some people go for ugly sweaters,…

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

The fact that both Harry and William could easily be described as lads is one of the major factors as to why I think the monarchy needs to go.

Everything he does is an example of a reason why his idiots hate Hillary Clinton, despite most of those reasons being bullshit.

I trust that all the conservatives who complained about the expense and inconvenience every time the Obamas visited Hawaii will be up in arms.