I’m waiting for the final one: “Not our President”

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

I live in Seattle, so a few days ago I sat down on the floor with my 4 month old and we talked about the pros and cons of each candidate and initiative, then filled out my ballot and mailed it in.

Pictured: Actual Hillary plant gobbling up Trump voters.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Ah yes, Trump supporters committing fraud in order to combat the non-existent fraud they claim is already happening. How funny would it be if this year sees an all-time high for voter fraud, but all due to Republican voters?

Enough rude men, indeed, Gina. Enough indeed.

Huh. I thought they just did surgery.

Ha, I actually choose my gynecologist because she was head of gynecology at one of the best local hospital and was had preformed many surgeries with robots and is a very well regarded expert in the field.

Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

Let’s just hope there’s nothing wrong with da Vinci’s code

Now this is a motherfucking president.

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

Little bit nice.

Bill has probably winked at her a hundred times today.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

sixty-nice

It’s only amazing if you just discovered him now and he didn’t ruin you childhood. Imagine getting that bonkers bullshit as a “treat” every year instead of candy at Halloween and you’re touching the tip of the iceberg.